I got the car washed a few days ago and when they asked what scent I wanted in the car I hesitated. Vanilla I like but it can be overpowering, as can Cherry. I settled on New Car. Everyone likes that new car smell right?
Well, my wife went to get groceries yesterday and I was bringing them in. I couldn't help but notice the fascinting scent wafting from the Altima's cabin. New Car Smell? Try, Old Folks Home. What an aromatic bouquet of Ben-Gay, Depends and Polident. It must have taken a few days to really "kick in" because I honestly had no idea that anything remotely that bad smelling was available to the average consumer. I could see its military applications, but a smell like that is only so useful to us civilians. Needless to say my wife wants me to remove the offending odor pads and replace them with something more fragrant. Like Hot Dumpster.
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